Craig Rimner

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Craig Rimner
Profile
Status: Alive
Age: 26
Gender: Male
Race: Human
Class: Asshole
Nation: Scundia
Faction:
Scundia
Crimson Coalition
"We're here to join the Crimson Coalition!"
—Craig Rimner to Glaurung Losstarot

Craig Rimner is a Scun who was ordered by Maple Mallorein to lead the Secret Scundian Expedition into Libaterra in 11 AOE. The arrival of his expedition caused quite an uproar in Trinity Gask and even more so when he proudly announced that he had come to join the Crimson Coalition. He's also responsible for bringing more attention to the Scunnish pastime known as the Rimnerian Song.

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Biography

Early Years

Craig Rimner had a crappy childhood like pretty much anyone who had ever lived in Scundia. He joined the Scundian army when he was in his 20s and eventually became close to Princess Maple Mallorein and began serving her loyally.

Godslayer Era

Echoes of War

Maple Mallorein sent Craig to join the Crimson Coalition in Trinity Gask. The sight of a large force of Scuns caused quite an uproar within the Coalition's ranks, but Glaurung Losstarot, the leader of the Coalition, needed men so she had to recruit the Scuns much to everyone's horror.

The arrival of Rimner's expedition helped a few other characters to act. Wolfsbane appeared among the Scuns and tried to assassinate Glaurung Losstarot, but she failed and was revealed to be none other than Maple Mallorein. Meanwhile Glaurung's son Hannibal was kidnapped by the Totenkopfs while he was on his way to meet Rimner's Scuns.

Since his arrival Craig has been representing Scuns in the Coalition's council. He has also introduced the maddeningly popular Rimnerian Song to Coalition soldiers who have spread it further.

Aliases and Nicknames

Faggot 
What everyone calls him.
Meistersinger 
Craig's title after he introduced the Rimnerian Song to the world's population.

Appearance

A fackin' Scun. Some say he looks like Dom DeLuise.

Personality and Traits

A fackin' Scun (read: asshole).

Powers and Abilities

A fackin' Scun (read: no powers or abilities whatsoever unless you count pooping, urinating, walking, talking, singing... ok, I get the point).

Relationships

Maple Mallorein

Craig Rimner is Maple's loyal subordinate who helped her gain access to Trinity Gask. Although Maple's attempt to assassinate Glaurung failed, she still had Craig to spy on the Coalition on her behalf.

See also

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