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Loony BoB

09-07-2005, 04:22 PM

[23:08] <Loony_BoB> Now. The Story.
[23:08] * Ally shuts up. :D!
[23:08] <Loony_BoB> So, this dude - we'll call him Byron - he's the king.
[23:08] <Loony_BoB> He's also eestlinc.
[23:08] <Loony_BoB> And he's also Lord Kagawest.
[23:09] <Ally> Yes...
[23:09] <Ally> I know whose characters are whose (for the most part) and I know who the king is xD
[23:09] <Loony_BoB> I mean, geez, talk about not being able to make up your mind on what people call you. Anyway. He's your King Lord Byron Kagawest.
[23:09] <Loony_BoB> Yay.
[23:09] * Ally tells the penis-shaped water pistol story at FG while you talk.
[23:10] <Loony_BoB> He's like "HURRAH! We have peace! Peace, man!" and does a hippie jig.
[23:10] <Loony_BoB> And so naturally, someone thinks "fuck that" and shoot at him
[23:10] <Loony_BoB> with ELVEN ARROWS
[23:10] <Ally> o nose
[23:10] <Loony_BoB> And they miss and hit another guy
[23:10] <Loony_BoB> Since eest is all "dude, something bad is gonna happen, they's gonna kill me!"
[23:10] <Loony_BoB> and he's all like "OR... they could kill YOU"
[23:11] <Loony_BoB> so selfish
[23:11] <Loony_BoB> anyway
[23:11] <Loony_BoB> Then Bleys (who will be referred to as Ryu, since the full name is stupid and non-English)
[23:11] <Loony_BoB> Ryu is this guy who is from Yamato
[23:11] <Loony_BoB> He did some shit with the army there, and got ordered to exterminate a camp of lovely pretty people.
[23:12] <Ally> Pretty people?
[23:12] <Loony_BoB> Well
[23:12] <Loony_BoB> Okay, Anime people.
[23:12] <Ally> xD
[23:12] <Loony_BoB> Anyway.
[23:12] <Ally> OMG DO I GET 2 PALY AS SALER MOON?!!?11?!1
[23:12] <Loony_BoB> So, naturally, he thinks "fuck that" and runs away
[23:13] <Loony_BoB> and all the army people in Anime land are like "wtf. he didn't kill da bums. he sux :("
[23:13] <Loony_BoB> and he's all "shit, gotta run away to AISON"
[23:13] <Loony_BoB> So he comes to Aison lookin' all suave
[23:13] <Loony_BoB> Apparently they don't do much checking on the passports
[23:13] <Loony_BoB> Anyway.
[23:13] <Loony_BoB> He just HAPPENED to be in the area when Byron was being selfish.
[23:14] <Loony_BoB> And got caught.
[23:14] <Loony_BoB> They also caugh Vauldorf. He's basically the old guy from DBZ with a different name. At least, he is in my mind, because it's funny that way.
[23:15] <Loony_BoB> Jojo is in there too but that doesn't matter because her involvement in the plot was made redundant since she ABANDONED THE PLOT.
[23:16] <Loony_BoB> So naturally, Reno and Josiah (krissy and honeybunch) are all investigatory. Which is a word as of today.
[23:16] <Loony_BoB> And they decide to let krissy go have a gay old time with old guy from DBZ.
[23:16] <Ally> so they had hot sex?
[23:16] <Loony_BoB> MEANWHILE
[23:16] <Loony_BoB> uhm
[23:16] <Loony_BoB> not yet
[23:16] <Loony_BoB> Anyway.
[23:16] <Ally> but
[23:16] <Ally> you said they had a gay old time
[23:16] <Ally> :[
[23:17] * Ally really shuts up FOR REAL I SWAER!
[23:17] <Loony_BoB> Think old school kiddy tv show style gay old time.
[23:17] <Loony_BoB> Anyway.
[23:17] <Ally> So they dressed up in sparkly things and listened to stupid music. k
[23:17] <Loony_BoB> So Josiah takes Ryu to the king. Y'no, just like when the FBI took Saddam Hussein to George Bush OH WAIT
[23:18] <Loony_BoB> And then Bush gives Hussein the command of his legion OH WAIT
[23:18] <Ally> (btw investigatory really is a word)
[23:18] <Loony_BoB> (holy shit!)
[23:18] <Ally> (yah i no)
[23:18] <Loony_BoB> (that's a really cool word)
[23:18] <Ally> (yah)
[23:19] <Loony_BoB> So yeah, Byron is all "Dude, wassup" and Ryu's like "Josiah made me prisoner yup"
[23:19] <Loony_BoB> And so Ryu says "I was a guy on the army of evil and then I did good and ran away. Honest. I really did. You will believe me. *jedi mind trick*"
[23:19] * Kiuru has joined #tga
[23:20] <Loony_BoB> So, naturally, Bryon thinks "fuck that" and sets him free and puts him in charge of the legion.
[23:20] <Loony_BoB> Which made everyone but Byron go "O_o wtf."
[23:20] <Loony_BoB> But oh well
[23:20] <Loony_BoB> MEANWHILE, AT THE BATCAVE.
[23:20] * Ally stays on the lookout for sparkly openings maybe
[23:20] <Ally> HOLY SHIT THERE'S A BATCAVE?
[23:20] <Ally> ...
[23:20] <Loony_BoB> (not really :()
[23:21] <Ally> reminds me of when we had someone make a megaman character for roh
[23:21] <Loony_BoB> So krissy and old DBZ guy have a run-in with the monkeys. I will tell you about he monkeys AFTER EVERYTHING ELSE.
[23:21] <Ally> k
[23:21] <Loony_BoB> What's important is that this is where two (2) more characters come into play
[23:21] <Loony_BoB> being Aurel the half-elf
[23:22] <Loony_BoB> and BoB the jaguar
[23:22] <Loony_BoB> So we meet up with the elves (I lived with them for the past year, nice chaps, a bit racist, but you get that sometimes)
[23:22] <Ally> everyone's racist in tga D:
[23:22] <Loony_BoB> And the elves are all like "fuck that" and they kill us all
[23:22] <Loony_BoB> no, wait.
[23:22] <Loony_BoB> Oh yeah, that's right
[23:22] <Loony_BoB> Okay
[23:23] <Ally> so you're dead?
[23:23] <Loony_BoB> So krissy's like "I have a paper from the king"
[23:23] <Loony_BoB> Nah, I was just wondering why we weren't and I remembered The Paper.
[23:23] <Loony_BoB> So the elves are all like "oh... king... kk"
[23:23] <Loony_BoB> and they're all "okay, so these guys, we killed them all, but the last one ran off to the south"
[23:24] <Loony_BoB> SO now we have to go all the way back SOUTH. Geez.
[23:24] <Ally> Why south?
[23:24] <Loony_BoB> So we're like "ah, bloody hell, may as well stop off at Myridia to see the king."
[23:24] <Ally> Why not eest?
[23:24] <Loony_BoB> We were in Eest already. Well, the Eest side, anyway.
[23:24] <Loony_BoB> Anyway. We go back to see the king.
[23:25] <Loony_BoB> And it's like wtf, the king has GONE.
[23:25] <Ally> So you're northeest. k
[23:25] <Loony_BoB> He's just LEFT.
[23:25] <Ally> o nose!
[23:25] <Loony_BoB> He's like "I MUST KEEP THE KINGDOM GOOD I WILL GO ON A JOURNEY IN SECRET"
[23:25] <Loony_BoB> So.
[23:25] <Loony_BoB> MEANWHILE.
[23:26] <Loony_BoB> Graves is called Marcus.
[23:26] <Ally> at the batcave?
[23:26] <Loony_BoB> Strider is called Rhett.
[23:26] <Loony_BoB> Yes. :D
[23:26] <Ally> yay
[23:26] <Loony_BoB> MEANWHILE, AT THE BATCAVE. <= one of the greatest sayings in existence
[23:26] <Ally> yes
[23:26] <Loony_BoB> :D
[23:26] <Loony_BoB> Anyway.
[23:26] <Loony_BoB> Graves and Rhett are all "lets go party"
[23:26] <Loony_BoB> So they groove.
[23:27] <Ally> They went clubbin'?
[23:27] <Loony_BoB> And Marcus is all "wow, I just graduated from Graves Hall, nice to see you, to see you nice, hey, your Dad is dying, I'll save him with my magical hands."
[23:27] <Ally> Magical hands? Sounds kinky.
[23:28] * Ally obviously doesn't know how to stfu
[23:28] <Loony_BoB> So Marcus gives Rhett's dad a sweet sensual massage
[23:28] <Loony_BoB> (it's cool :D)
[23:28] <Ally> (i thought so)
[23:28] <Loony_BoB> and Rhett's like my hero
[23:28] <Ally> (but u no listening is cool 2)
[23:29] <Loony_BoB> and Rhett's dad is all "OMG, MARCUS SAVED MY LIFE! Naturally, this means my son is now ready to go and do his own thing. I mean, y'no. Makes sense. Shut up! It does, man! Dude, what did you use to heal me? I need more of that shit. *puff*"
[23:29] <Loony_BoB> And Rhett's all "sweet"
[23:30] <Ally> and marcus and rhett's dad made sweet sweet love
[23:30] <Ally> down by the fire
[23:30] <Loony_BoB> :)
[23:30] <Loony_BoB> Anyway.
[23:31] <Loony_BoB> So Marcus is walking around alone on a moonlit night
[23:31] <Loony_BoB> And this girl comes up to him.
[23:31] <Loony_BoB> IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN ;D ;D ;D
[23:31] <Ally> oh baby oh baby
[23:31] <Ally> marcus is a pimp yo
[23:32] <Loony_BoB> If you don't, I mean that it's Alanis Morissette, and she's God, as we all found out in Dogma. So God (aka Cardia) is all "Man, there's some weird shit going on at Graves, and they're going to fuck up Graves Hall"
[23:32] <Ally> wow
[23:32] <Ally> marcus got to lay a goddess?
[23:32] <Ally> cool
[23:32] <Loony_BoB> So Marcus is all "OH GOD NOT GRAVES HALL! MY LOVER, MY LIFE, MY PENIS AND MY WIFE, BUT NOT GRAVES HALL!"
[23:33] <Ally> XD
[23:33] <Ally> that is the best line EVER
[23:33] <Loony_BoB> So naturally, he's all "fuck that" and decides to go save the place
[23:33] <Ally> how noble.
[23:33] <Ally> *tear*
[23:34] <Loony_BoB> BUT WAIT, HE NEEDS A SUPER ULTIMATE WEAPON OF FINAL DOOM TO DO SUCH A DEED! I mean, c'mon. This is an RP. We need ultimate weapons. And since we write this thing, we figure that we can get them right at the start of the damned game.
[23:34] <Loony_BoB> So yeah, he gets this super great weapon called Dusk.
[23:34] <Ally> that's a stupid name
[23:34] <Loony_BoB> It's uhm. Elven. And super great.
[23:34] <Loony_BoB> Bleys.
[23:34] <Loony_BoB> *nod*
[23:34] <Ally> figurs
[23:34] <Ally> e
[23:34] <Loony_BoB> Bleys is the guy that gave it to him.
[23:35] <Loony_BoB> The guy who gave it to him also died.
[23:35] <Loony_BoB> In the RP.
[23:35] <Loony_BoB> Not really Bleys.
[23:35] <Ally> oh shucks
[23:35] <Loony_BoB> Yeah.
[23:35] <Loony_BoB> So of course, God being God and all, was right.
[23:35] <Loony_BoB> Turns out that while Josiah is all walking around the castle in Myridia...
[23:36] <Loony_BoB> ...this guy called Vepar has used SUPER MIND JEDI TRICK POWERS OF DARKNESS to persuade everyone that it's ok to fuck your own army.
[23:36] <Loony_BoB> He says "man, Yamato are going to come biznitch us, we need to make the king prepare his army instead of saying "fuck that" all the time!"
[23:37] <Loony_BoB> Well, really, he just wanted a good excuse to use his latest toy
[23:37] <Loony_BoB> Which he got from the clerics of Nargul (aka the monks of the God of War)
[23:37] <Loony_BoB> So they put this toy into Graves Hall
[23:37] <Loony_BoB> and this BAD ASS MOTHER OF A FIRE DEMON GUY THING pops out
[23:37] <Loony_BoB> and he talks!
[23:37] <Loony_BoB> He's all "rah"
[23:38] <Loony_BoB> And Graves Hall is full of stupid kiddy students
[23:38] <Loony_BoB> And they're all "argh"
[23:38] <Loony_BoB> So at least they have the same vocab.
[23:38] <Loony_BoB> Anyway.
[23:38] <Loony_BoB> CONVENIENTLY Marcus arrives with Dusk
[23:38] <Loony_BoB> And Rhett arrives with some rope
[23:39] <Loony_BoB> AT THAT VERY MOMENT
[23:39] * Ally attempts to read all of that
[23:39] <Loony_BoB> Oh, I'll summarise
[23:39] <Loony_BoB> Vepar has convinced the council of Magestar to attack Graves Hall using jedi powers.
[23:40] <Loony_BoB> Graves arrives at around the point that half of Graves is fucked.
[23:40] <Loony_BoB> He also saves the day.
[23:40] <Loony_BoB> So.
[23:40] <Ally> ...
[23:40] <Ally> wait
[23:40] <Loony_BoB> kk
[23:40] <Ally> what's the rope for :[
[23:40] <Loony_BoB> Oh, I dunno.
[23:40] <Loony_BoB> He had a staff, but it was wooden.
[23:40] <Loony_BoB> So I guess ...
[23:40] <Loony_BoB> No, wait.
[23:40] <Loony_BoB> I don't know.
[23:40] <Loony_BoB> Rhett just doesn't understand fire, I guess.
[23:41] <Loony_BoB> Pretend Rhett doesn't exist.
[23:41] <Loony_BoB> That'll work.
[23:41] <Ally> k
[23:41] <Loony_BoB> So.
[23:41] <Loony_BoB> King = Running away.
[23:41] <Loony_BoB> Marcus & Rhett = Just saved Graves Hall
[23:42] <Loony_BoB> BoB, Aurel, krissy and DBZ guy = In Myridia
[23:42] <Loony_BoB> Josiah = About to meet them.
[23:42] * Ally cannot find a sparkly opening.
[23:42] <Loony_BoB> Guess what happens next!
[23:42] <Ally> Stuff!
[23:42] <Loony_BoB> We meet!
[23:42] <Ally> omfg
[23:42] <Loony_BoB> i know!
[23:42] <Loony_BoB> oh
[23:42] <Loony_BoB> and I can talk to Doomy's cat.
[23:42] <Ally> I read that part xD
[23:42] <Loony_BoB> In our secret code cat language.
[23:42] <Loony_BoB> :D
[23:43] <Ally> hey
[23:43] <Loony_BoB> yo?
[23:43] <Ally> will bob protect lisse from artagel
[23:43] <Loony_BoB> Sure :D
[23:43] <Ally> because adam said he would make the cat attack me :(
[23:43] <Loony_BoB> I can own Artagel's arse. B)
[23:43] <Loony_BoB> Anyway.
[23:44] <Loony_BoB> So, we can't find the king because Horacio (the intern ruler) told us the king is on vacation.
[23:44] <Loony_BoB> So Josiah's all "fuck that" and decides we need to head to Magestar to gather intelligence (actually, that was BoB's idea).
[23:45] <Loony_BoB> So on our way, messenger peeps run up to us and are all "hi~"
[23:45] <Loony_BoB> and we're all "yo"
[23:45] <Loony_BoB> And they're all "Graves Hall is fux0red~"
[23:45] <Loony_BoB> and we're all "..."
[23:45] <Loony_BoB> So we go over there because ... well, because we had no sidequests at the time.
[23:46] <Loony_BoB> Aside from the monkeys.
[23:46] <Loony_BoB> Which I will explain later.
[23:46] <Loony_BoB> MEANWHILE, AT THE BATCAVE.
[23:46] <Loony_BoB> The King is all "doop doop, walking around town, nobody recogni-"
[23:46] <Loony_BoB> And Raist (the high cleric of Alanis worshipping) is all "hi king"
[23:46] <Loony_BoB> And King is all "...shit"
[23:47] <Loony_BoB> So Raist is all "So I hear you opped that traitor from another country we arrested"
[23:47] <Loony_BoB> and the King's all "yeah"
[23:47] <Loony_BoB> and Raist is all "So I see you're running away and hiding"
[23:47] <Ally> the king gave him an @!
[23:47] <Loony_BoB> and the King's all "yeah"
[23:47] <Loony_BoB> And Raist is all "um"
[23:47] <Loony_BoB> and the King's all "yeah"
[23:48] <Loony_BoB> So Raist gets constipated at him
[23:48] <Ally> lolz
[23:48] <Loony_BoB> and then King uses Raggy to op himself!
[23:48] <Loony_BoB> and the @King's all "DON'T GIVE ME SHIT CLERIC BOY"
[23:48] <Loony_BoB> and Raist Alanis' himself.
[23:48] <Loony_BoB> and forgets to post.
[23:49] <Loony_BoB> So after the King was all waving his hand in front of Raist's eyes, Raist never posted, so the King buggered off. As you do.
[23:49] <Loony_BoB> MEANWHILE, AT THE BATCAVE
[23:49] <Ally> you have a lot of batcaves
[23:49] <Loony_BoB> Josiah and BoB and krissy and Aurel arrive at Graves Hall.
[23:50] <Loony_BoB> And they're all "wtf is going on here?"
[23:50] <Loony_BoB> and Marcus is all "ALANIS MORISSETTE TOLD ME YOU DID THIS!"
[23:50] <Ally> hey
[23:50] <Ally> was alanis naked
[23:50] <Loony_BoB> And Josiah's just been on vacation at the castle, so he's all "wtf O_o"
[23:50] <Loony_BoB> ... I dunno D=
[23:50] <Ally> and had hair covering her private parts
[23:50] <Loony_BoB> Maybe.
[23:50] <Loony_BoB> Graves wasn't specific. :(
[23:51] <Loony_BoB> Anyway.
[23:51] <Loony_BoB> So Marcus is like "okay, maybe you didn't know what your own fucking college was doing..."
[23:52] <Loony_BoB> So meanwhile, BoB sees some guys sneaking around while Marcus and Josiah are having their 'heated debate'.
[23:52] <Loony_BoB> And he's all wtf, so goes to check 'em out.
[23:52] <Loony_BoB> and Josiah's all "Dude, where's my friend guy that I love to talk to when I'm at Graves?"
[23:52] <Loony_BoB> and friend guy is like "Here I -"
[23:53] <Loony_BoB> BUT AT THAT VERY SECOND
[23:53] <Loony_BoB> BoB sees the creepy guys try to kill Josiah so he attacks them
[23:53] <Loony_BoB> and they slip their lightning bolt attack and accidentally kill the friend guy instead of Josiah
[23:53] <Loony_BoB> BoB kills da bums.
[23:53] <Loony_BoB> BUT
[23:54] <Loony_BoB> Everyone in Graves Hall thinks us four are evil doers! D=
[23:54] <Loony_BoB> They're all like "You're not Aurel, you're catwoman! And what about you, Jo...KER! And you, krissy, you're just Mr. Freeze, and you're that DBZ guy, and you're a... well, you're a talking jaguar!"
[23:55] <Loony_BoB> and we're all "fuck that" so we run away with one of the dead people I killed.
[23:55] <Loony_BoB> So...
[23:55] <Loony_BoB> Oh, wait.
[23:56] <Loony_BoB> Just so you know, pr00t and Peachy meet up with Marcus at this point
[23:56] <Loony_BoB> Peachy is the only other person who saw everything since she had just come over the hilltop at the time.
[23:56] <Loony_BoB> And Del Murder is on a mission that I don't yet understand, but it looks like it involves getting Bleys framed for the murder of the king.
[23:57] <Loony_BoB> Although he didn't want to do that, he just happened to be there when Bleys (er, Ryu) got framed.
[23:57] <Ally> an important mission for a painter
[23:57] <Loony_BoB> yeah
[23:57] <Ally> and let me guess
[23:57] <Ally> pr00t and div had some lovey dovey music playing when they met for the first time
[23:57] <Loony_BoB> Nah.
[23:57] <Loony_BoB> Well, I dunno.
[23:57] <Ally> :O *shock*
[23:57] <Loony_BoB> They weren't specific. :(
[23:58] <Loony_BoB> So, status report:
[23:58] <Loony_BoB> King has just said bye to Raistlin and gone into the mountains where he collected his armour.
[23:59] <Loony_BoB> Del just watched Ryu get accused of murdering the King. They're in Eest.
[23:59] <Loony_BoB> The King and Raist are around Torrent, btw.
[23:59] <Loony_BoB> Which is at the top of the big lake in the middle.
[23:59] <Loony_BoB> pr00t and Divvy have just met.
Session Time: Sun Feb 08 00:00:00 2004
[00:00] <Loony_BoB> Marcus and Rhett have met pr00t and Divvy but didn't really pay any attention to them, instead deciding to chase after Josiah and co since he wants to find out wtf is going on.
[00:00] <Loony_BoB> Josiah, BoB, Vauldorf, krissy and Aurel have recently investigated the dead body and discovered that it is a cleric of Nargul.
[00:01] <Loony_BoB> Vepar is back in Magestar controlling minds.
[00:01] <Loony_BoB> Fire beast guy demon thing has returned to his own dimension.
[00:01] <Loony_BoB> You sorta kinda keeping up? D=
[00:01] <Ally> yes
[00:01] <Loony_BoB> you = kew :D
[00:01] <Loony_BoB> Anyway.
[00:02] <Loony_BoB> MONKEY TIME!
[00:02] <Ally> yay
[00:02] <Loony_BoB> Okay, Vauldorf's sidestory takes a while to understand, but it's actually pretty consistent through all his posts so I think I can get it right.
[00:03] <Loony_BoB> A long time ago, the king of the monkeys decided for some reason to go and get the much coveted super great Unbent Banana, which has many powers (or something)
[00:03] <Loony_BoB> So he left the monkey tree place for Magestar.
[00:04] <Loony_BoB> Now the monkey had a brother.
[00:04] <Loony_BoB> The brother is called Chee Chee
[00:04] <Loony_BoB> and he is an EVIL monkey.
[00:04] <Loony_BoB> Who wants to be ruler.
[00:04] <Loony_BoB> So he has to kill his brother.
[00:04] <Loony_BoB> To get the Unbent Banana, the king monkey had to change into a human.
[00:05] <Loony_BoB> So when Vauldorf arrives, everymonkey suddenly thinks he's the king, since he can talk to monkeys.
[00:05] <Loony_BoB> Chee Chee used to be Vauldorf's 'pet' of sorts.
[00:06] <Loony_BoB> Chee Chee now has to kill both the king and Vauldorf to get to be monkey ruler.
[00:06] <Loony_BoB> Because all the monkeys (aside from Chee Chee) think that Vauldorf is the king, y'see, so if either Vauldorf or the real monkey king ever come back, they'll be crowned king, blah blah blah.
[00:07] <Loony_BoB> But Chee Chee wants Vauldorf alive for some reason I can't remember. Something about having to kill the real king first.
[00:07] <Loony_BoB> So yeah.
[00:07] <Loony_BoB> That's about all I've got out of that story. *nod*
[00:07] <Loony_BoB> OH
[00:07] <Loony_BoB> YEAH
[00:08] <Loony_BoB> the Byron king got attacked by a servant who couldn't speak any language but monkey language
[00:08] <Loony_BoB> so I guess that's the monkey king turned into a human.
[00:08] <Loony_BoB> (that was a second attack)
[00:08] <Loony_BoB> The monkey-speaking-servant is now in prison.
[00:08] <Loony_BoB> And that's about it. x_x;
[00:08] <Ally> o.o;